Business Names With A Twist

blmtsi024 Published 12/24/2019 in facepalm

Some business names are better than others. Some businesses have names that draw you in like flies.

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They say 50% of all marriages end in divorce. These guys have an interesting exit strategy.
2.
Taking Spanglish a little too far?
3.
This business gives the saying “swimming with the fishes” a whole new meaning.
4.
Come here next time you forget your anniversary.
5.
Authentic accent included.
6.
Winner of the longest business name that’s totally worth every word.
7.
London’s newest stop on the pub crawl tour for carpenters.
8.
Watch your back in this store.
9.
For the mullet in all of us.
10.
Bringing a bit of optimism into the dreaded tax season.
11.
They’re pretty emphatic about their restaurant.
12.
Somehow, this sounds like a lingerie shop for dogs.
13.
Why ask for anything more?
14.
So perfect if you’re looking for a hairdresser. Kind of disconcerting otherwise.
15.
Something tells me Aerosmith has never been here.
16.
The perfect cross between retro and obsolete.
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If adventure has a name, it must be Spot, Fido, or Rover.
18.
Makes you want to buy something. And something else. And another thing.
19.
Oh, and one more thing…
20.
Dirty, dirty dogs.

1.
They say 50% of all marriages end in divorce. These guys have an interesting exit strategy.
2.
Taking Spanglish a little too far?
3.
This business gives the saying “swimming with the fishes” a whole new meaning.
4.
Come here next time you forget your anniversary.
5.
Authentic accent included.
6.
Winner of the longest business name that’s totally worth every word.
7.
London’s newest stop on the pub crawl tour for carpenters.
8.
Watch your back in this store.
9.
For the mullet in all of us.
10.
Bringing a bit of optimism into the dreaded tax season.
11.
They’re pretty emphatic about their restaurant.
12.
Somehow, this sounds like a lingerie shop for dogs.
13.
Why ask for anything more?
14.
So perfect if you’re looking for a hairdresser. Kind of disconcerting otherwise.
15.
Something tells me Aerosmith has never been here.
16.
The perfect cross between retro and obsolete.
17.
If adventure has a name, it must be Spot, Fido, or Rover.
18.
Makes you want to buy something. And something else. And another thing.
19.
Oh, and one more thing…
20.
Dirty, dirty dogs.